I can imagine. I was stuck in bed last weekend for just a day and a half and I didn't like it at all. When are you due to leave?

[He doesn't notice his irritance at him sitting on his bed, and starts to teach him to fold, explaining each little crease and fold until his perfect little crane is sitting there.]

Thats one of the simple ones. If you get bored of that I can teach you how to make awesome stuff, like a dinosaur.