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[Completely failed filter to Jr./Albedo because it's the middle of the night and he was trying to sleep.]

I have had enough, you two. [Sleepy and annoyed Sephiroth is sleepy and annoyed. Also shirtless and in bed, tangled up in his sheets.]

I realize your intentions are good but your methods leave much to be desired. This has been going on for weeks. Shut up and let me sleep in peace or I swear I will find a way to make you regret it.

(Side note: Completely failed to post about slowatus anywhere but Plurk. I have computer usage restrictions now, too, much like sister only a little more lenient. So.... that's why I've been even slower than usual lately. Who would have thought it was possible? :\ )

Date: 2011-10-16 06:14 pm (UTC)
ff_red_turk: (Default)
From: [personal profile] ff_red_turk
What are they doing now?

Date: 2011-10-16 06:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Trying to teach me mental blocking in the most irritating way possible.

Date: 2011-10-16 06:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Jr. and Albedo are telepathic. [Faint, annoyed huff.] They are trying to push me to learn to block out voices in my head by being voices in my head. Constantly. 'Sephiroth. Sephiroth. Sephiroth.'

Date: 2011-10-16 07:32 pm (UTC)
ff_red_turk: (Default)
From: [personal profile] ff_red_turk
... How is that supposed to help any?

Date: 2011-10-16 07:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Ask them. I think it might be how they had to learn it. [Sephiroth rakes a hand through his hair and drops back into a fully prone position. He really is tired; it hasn't even registered yet that Vincent responding means the filter didn't go through right.]

Date: 2011-10-16 08:06 pm (UTC)
ff_red_turk: (Default)
From: [personal profile] ff_red_turk
It might be more efficient if they explained how to do it.

[And Vincent didn't notice the filter, so he won't mention it.]

Date: 2011-10-16 08:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Efficiency is not their greatest aptitude.

Date: 2011-10-17 02:07 pm (UTC)
ff_red_turk: (Default)
From: [personal profile] ff_red_turk
... Kids.

Just kick them out. They'll stop doing it after spending a few nights outside.

Date: 2011-10-17 06:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
[They're actually older than Sephiroth is, but he doesn't bring that up. They act like kids.]

They don't live with me. They stay with Ukitake.

Date: 2011-10-17 07:03 pm (UTC)
ff_red_turk: (sinner)
From: [personal profile] ff_red_turk
I see.

[A pause.]

The trick is not to ignore it. It's to let it become part of the background noise.

Who the hell are you calling background noise.

... You. Shut up.

[Why yes, your dad is having a conversation with the creepy crawly inside of him.]

Date: 2011-10-20 06:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
[Honestly, Sephiroth is kind of used to it. He's not even bothered. So he just quietly mulls over Vincent's advice. Background noise?]

I will attempt it. Your assistance is appreciated, Vincent.

[Formal as ever but sincere.]

Date: 2011-10-22 08:01 pm (UTC)
ff_red_turk: (calm)
From: [personal profile] ff_red_turk
[A nod to acknowledge the thanks.]

I can't believe you have the cheek to call me background noise.

[Apparently one-sided Video conversation]

Date: 2011-10-16 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I'd be able to sleep in peace if you stopped bothering me.

[In all fairness, he is improving. Slowly. It's easier to tune them out during the day than when he's trying to relax enough to fall asleep, though.]

[Arguing with the voices in his head]

Date: 2011-10-20 06:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Try. Me. [He's been trying not to take it out on anyone else, but Sephiroth gets cranky when he's sleep-deprived.]

I'm well aware. I have different threats for you. How would you like Jr. to have a personal bodyguard? I will cease sparring with him. I will do my absolute best to ensure he suffers no physical pain whatsoever.

[Audible to anyone and everyone]

Date: 2011-10-27 06:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Perhaps you can convince Angeal to give me a lecture. I, however, am more concerned with effectiveness than with not being cheap at the moment.

Therefore, unless the two of you desire my constant personal protection.... I suggest allowing me my rest.


Date: 2011-10-16 10:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
[He is just. Going to stare at you blankly, because he did not need to see that.]


Date: 2011-10-17 03:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
[And, of course, now the penny drops, and Sephiroth realizes he screwed up the filter. Sephiroth groans and curses quietly, moving the PCD to point at one of the stone walls of his room.]

That was supposed to be under a filter.


Date: 2011-10-17 03:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I don't need to know.

[He holds up a hand, shaking his head rapidly.]

Whatever you and Jr. do in your free time is up to you. But the rest of us really don't need to hear about it.

[Video] Threadjacking!

Date: 2011-10-17 05:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

What the hell are you thinking?! It's nothing like that!

*And note, cousin, that he's in a completely different room in a completely different house from Sephiroth.*


Date: 2011-10-17 05:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I'd rather not think about it and keep myself from having to bleach my brain, thanks.


Date: 2011-10-18 11:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
What you are implying is almost as unlikely as anything like that involving you and I. And you are making oranges out of nothing.

[Oranges is now code for Riku being dirty-minded and overreacting.]


Date: 2011-10-18 11:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Look, just because you're jealous that all of us have significant other's and you're not getting any doesn't mean you have to put those images into my head.


Date: 2011-10-18 11:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
You are the one putting images into your own head, and I have no reason to be jealous when I have no interest in gaining a 'significant other' or in 'getting any'.


Date: 2011-10-18 11:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Nope. Pretty sure all of those images are on you.


Date: 2011-10-18 11:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
If you were not filthy-minded, there would be no images because you would not be reading any meaning into this beyond the intended one. Therefore, no.

[Count yourself lucky, okay? The very brief thought to actually give Riku some images to complain about did cross his mind. It was just quickly rejected.]


Date: 2011-10-18 11:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
And if you were smart enough to filter things properly, you never would have had to worry about it.

Have fun with Jr. Just make sure now to record the after math next time.

[And he's totally hanging up before you can think up a come back to that one, Seph.]

[Not visible, of course.]

Date: 2011-10-20 06:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
[This face forever, Riku.]

Date: 2011-10-17 10:37 am (UTC)
mere_shopkeeper: (Default)
From: [personal profile] mere_shopkeeper
[Amused... uncle-thing?]

Date: 2011-10-18 11:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
[Unamused nephew-thing.]


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